More Jokes

Two sardarjis (Prajees) were friends. They used to go
together in office by bus.

One day one of them was
waiting for the other at the bus stop.

Suddenly the
other one came on a BIKE (Hero Honda).

First one
asked "waa! Prajee!! Kammal ho gaya. Kiska bike Leke
aayya?

Second one told " Arre ! Lottery Lag Gayi.


First one said " Mujhe batao yaar, phir mein bhi
loonga "

He started telling.... "Arre yesterday
late night I was coming from a friend's home.

It
was so late that I couldn't catch any bus, auto.
After some time one BIKE was coming.

So I asked for
lift. That person asked me "where do u want to go?"


I told, "wherever u want." by that time I
recognised that THE BIKE WALA was a girl not boy.




She drove fast and stopped at an ultra SUNSAN
JAGAHA. She put off her helmet first. And then
clothes lastly.

She was totally NAKED..

Then
she told " Le! tujhe jo mangta hai woh le le"


I
took the BIKE and ran away.


First Sardarji said
"Arre! Accha Kiya Yaar.. ! nahi to bhi ladkiyon ke
kapde apne ko kis kaamke?"





Musta singh was in court charged with parking his car
in a restricted area.

The judge asked him if he
had anything to say in his defence.

"They should
not put up such misleading notices", said Musta
Singh.

"It said, FINE FOR
PARKING HERE.